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living room – bedroom – kitchen – driveway – the mantle
“if your words could do one thing,” somebody asked, “what would it be?”
“everything,” i answered.
“no, you have to pick one thing,” was the reply.
“well, ‘everything’ is one thing, technically,” i countered. “it’s a noun.”
i woke up several minutes later on the ground with a rapidly swelling right eye. and as i sat in my apartment that afternoon, nursing my wound with alternating pressure from a warm tortilla and a frozen bag of peas, i wondered what was so wrong with my answer. why couldn’t my words do everything? why couldn’t i be the one who changes the world? from that moment on, i decided to make it my personal quest to be the greatest writer in the history of mankind.
then i realized that “everything” is actually an indefinite pronoun. so i went into advertising instead.
1.10.12 - brillo’s wildly popular sports comedy twitter account cracks 7k followers and is featured in the new york times, espn and grantland.
11.1.11 – brillo celebrates the launch of his latest collaboration, TruYuu, a brand new way to find happiness at work. see the site
6.16.11 – the facebook pages for cliffsnotes and for dummies launch, courtesy of brillo and the bobira crew.
4.3.11 – jamie o’grady, knicks blogger for ny’s journal news, connects with brillo’s twitter alter-ego in an exclusive. read the interview
2.14.11 – brillo taps into his romantic side to help out with tinsel & twine’s boutique wedding website. awwww. engage the site
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